Reporter Dave: Hello everybody, today i am going to interview the bad ass of this industrey, the self procailmand best in the world Randy"the viper"Bourne!!!!
(Randy bourne walks into the ring wearing a suit, gold chains and a backwards hat and showing affects of his injury)
Randy: Hello dave
Dave: hi, i know this must be hard for you divorcing your wife because she didn't believe in you but how are you and your kids hanging on.
Randy: Don't you dare bring my kids into this, or i'll send you to your death bed!
Randy: As you all know my tag T.B.E are still in the running for the tag titles
dave; speaking of tag titles who do you think is better out of the two of you
Randy: Seriously you aske me that stupid question, i think every in the UWA universe knows that im better
(Crowd cheer "Randy's better, Randy's better)
Randy: anyway i am the bad ass of the UWA so when award night comes im looking to get the award for biggest Bad Ass and after winning the tag title im going for The UWA tv championship
Dave: ok then
(Samson walks out to the ring in his wrestling atirre)
Randy: Samson what the hell are you doing here, this is my interview and you know that
(Samson Kicks randy in the groin then walks out)
(Randy struggles to get up, but eventually does)
Samson: Thats what you get you ass
Dave: And thats the end of my interview
(Dave walks out Leaving Randy on the Floor)
Subject: Dave interviews The bad ass Randy Bourne 
Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:03 am
