*The camera Fades in the backstage to see supereagle standing with his head held high, flexing, and breathing hard the crowd cheers (whoo whoo) he places his finger on his mouth urging them to be quiet then he speaks*
Supereagle: And I have arrived, the most anticipated, elated, self-stated SUPERstar aaallllsssooo knows as the champions GUARDIAN. I speak that I like to dominate all that get in the way will be judge by guardian law.
Announcer: This guy seems real, I can't wait to see what he's made of.
Supereagle: Now see, I arrived to be a change, do you feel it the winds of change have blown in and guardians laws is about to be announced and be prepared to feel it.
Announcer: this guy can talk I hope he's up for it
Supereagle: And since, the high-flying, most anticipated, elated, self-stated, champions guardian said soooo it, will, be, SO.
*(Theme Song) I'm sexy and I know it starts playing as the champions guardian walks away from the camera*
*CROWD*: Chants SUPER EAGLE, super eagle, super eagle